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While sitting at a red light the father turns to his son and says You know son when I die I hope I turn into a horrible fog just like this one. Stupid Dad Jokes 1. Yes they are corny bad and terrible but thats why theyre great dad jokes. And the son says Why would you want that Dad.

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My dad literally told me this one last week. I ate a clock yesterday. That would be a big step forward Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing In case they get a hole in one Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Im very pleased with my new fridge magnet.

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There are so many horrible dad jokes out there to choose from but here are 24 of the worst and most hilarious. No but April May. Theyre always up to something. Can I dive in this pool.

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My wife asked me Why dont you treat me like you did when we were first dating. Lastly the fact that the person telling the dad joke often knows how bad it is but doesnt care makes it so much better. 150 Dad Jokes So Bad Theyre Actually Hilarious Best Dad Jokes. I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.